Bin Laden in
Motul, Yucatan!It would seem that the U.S.A. and it's 'allies' in Afghanistan can finally cease and desist in their diminished efforts to localize Osama Bin Laden, since he has been found right here in the Yucatan; in Motul, of all places.
A recent article in the Diario de Yucatan indicated that Bin Laden had been found in Motul. The article goes on to say that the presumed terrorist - a local man who is known by that nickname - is someone who was 'affected in his mental faculties' (a fancy way of saying he was a few fries short of a Happy Meal) and that he had thrown himself - on his bicycle - against a vehicle in the thriving metropolis of Motul.
The result of his terrorist act was a little damage to the car in question and light bruises and injuries to himself, to which he offered this comment "A car can't do anything to Bin Laden".
It is, apparently not the first time this individual has projected himself against moving vehicles.
So why is the C.I.A. not investigating?